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1000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids [School & Library Binding]

Michael Kilgarriff , Ltd Staff Ward Lock
2.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)

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Oct 1999
Kids can never get enough knock-knock jokes. For the insatiable riddler, here are 1,000 jokes that will satisfy the need to tease. Here are knock-knocks about names, songs, insults, sayings, puns, and many, many more, in this laugh-out-loud anthology of knock-knock jokes kids will love.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend, open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer, I want to tell you a secret.
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  • School & Library Binding
  • Publisher: Tandem Library (Oct 1999)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 080858622X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0808586227
  • Product Dimensions: 17.5 x 11.2 x 2 cm
  • Average Customer Review: 2.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Bestsellers Rank: 7,125,041 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Rubbish 23 April 2006
Format:School & Library Binding
Aside from the odd one or two, every single "joke" in this book barely counts as such. I wasn't expecting solid gold on every page but was still hugely disappointed.

If anyone finds a kid who finds the following funny I will stump up a large cash reward!

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Drucilla"

"Drucilla who?"

"Drucilla kid you! You might have got hurt!"

Aweful book, I'd advise anyone thinking of buying it to make up some jokes themselves, they'd no doubt be funnier.
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20 of 22 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Great book 31 Mar 2003
By Tom
Format:Mass Market Paperback|Verified Purchase
My small boys have started telling jokes and they love knock-knock jokes; but between us my wife and I could only remember 7, so I bought this! It is very funny and has some real gems in it, as well as some truly awful puns. Highly recommended.
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5.0 out of 5 stars will keep you and your kids laughing 21 April 2000
By Summer T. C. Fox - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Mass Market Paperback
This is a wonderful book to read along with your kids.There are truly 1000 knock-knock jokes and they are all appropriate for children of any age.The book is divided into sections that have fun themes, so you can begin with some sort of reference if you prefer. My daughter and I went straight through by page. We liked this book because it's creative, easy to read, and can keep you busy ofr hours.
7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars 1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids 11 Nov 2006
By Joan Halliburton - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Mass Market Paperback
Great book my grandkids love it they live in another state and I can read these to them over the phone.
6 of 6 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars My kid loves it. 11 Jan 2007
By Okie Jokie - Published on Amazon.com
Format:Mass Market Paperback|Verified Purchase
My six year old loves it. She often makes herself laugh just reading them. But the jokes are lame.
3.0 out of 5 stars Gift 10 Sep 2013
By Pamela Grant - Published on Amazon.com
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It was a gift but I am sure the 7 year old I purchased it for has been enjoying it.
2.0 out of 5 stars My wife liked it, not so much myself 15 Nov 2008
By P. Reese - Published on Amazon.com
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This should perhaps be reviewed by those under 13. I bought this for my wife's nephew. My wife got a lot of pleasure reading the jokes. I myself thought they were too corny for my tastes.
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