If you think you are in charge of your chickens, prepare for a change in the pecking order. From Fowl Play to Hen-tertainment, in this hilarious collection by Diane Parker the chickens show us who are really in charge, and what they're really plotting inside their coops!
Don't worry about the morning after the night before. Unmade nests, broken eggs and scattered food -your human will not even notice the difference and they always have spare time to clean up after you.
Free range means you have the right to roam. However you choose to do it, escape on a regular basis and refuse to return until you are ready.
Try to tip your food hopper up so all the corn spills. That way your human will have to refill it on a more regular basis.
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Diane Parker was born and has lived in Shropshire all of her life. She now lives close to the historic market town of Ludlow with two horses, a cockerel, three hens and two goldfish. She works full time as a Personal Advisor for the Department of Work and Pensions based in a local Jobcentre. She has been writing freelance magazine articles for several years and is currently writing a teenage novel.
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17 of 18 people found the following review helpful
By M. Perry
Format:Paperback
Having really enjoyed the books in the "animal 100 ways to train its human" series it was really interesting to see one on chickens rather than the "usual" cats, dogs and horses etc. I've found these little books such a great way of buying a small present for family and friends...what better than one on chickens at Easter time! Having bought this one I can recommend that it achieves the same lovely gentle humour as the others and is a wonderful addition to this delightful series - and is another great little stocking filler. An ineggspensive treat!
14 of 15 people found the following review helpful
By Simon Whaley
Format:Paperback
100 Ways For A Chicken To Train Its Human is a must have for all chicken owners out there! With chapter titles like 'Fowl Play', 'Eggstra Special' and 'Avian Attitude' this book goes behind the scenes and exposes what goes on in those tiny minds of theirs. This humorous book has hen behaviour sussed, and is the perfect stocking filler for any chicken fancier.
13 of 14 people found the following review helpful
By Lynneth
Format:Paperback
My step-children bought me this for Mother's Day and I have already read it from cover to cover. Having previously read "A Hundred Thoughts Cats Have About Humans" I have to agree with M. Perry that this is a refreshing change! Lots of entertaining chicken puns that you can share with the kids. You don't need to be a chicken "eggs-pert" to laugh along with the jokes. A fun read for all the family.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars
Book
This book was brought as part of a lucky dip present for a friend who has chickens on his farm, went down and treat. The item was packed well and received quickly. Thank you.
Published 6 days ago by tc
5.0 out of 5 stars
love it
This is a funny book. Every page tells how the chicken is training its human. Not chicken husbandry but a funny insight into the chickens point of view. Very good.
Published 2 months ago by jo231
4.0 out of 5 stars
Great present
I bought this as a Christmas gift for a friend, and she absolutely loved it :) Its a small book, but its not quantity that counts, its the quality, and this has small nuggets of... Read more
Published 3 months ago by George
5.0 out of 5 stars
Clucking good book
Item received quickly and in very good condition, thanks. This item was a great addition to our families mind broadening text collection.
Published 3 months ago by Anne Dingley
5.0 out of 5 stars
Great present for chicken keepers
I bought this as a secret santa for a guy at work who keeps chickens. He loved it and so did his chickens. Great fun book for under a fiver.
Published 4 months ago by Mrs. Veronica Hill
4.0 out of 5 stars
a hoot
very funny, size wise a small book but well written, great stocking filler, bought for my son and his partner who have just got themselves some chickens.
Published 4 months ago by julie
3.0 out of 5 stars
Rather less content than I thought
Quite an amusing book but I did expect a little more. Sometime you only get one-liners on one page! I suppose I was expecting more in the way of stories.
Published 5 months ago by newbs
5.0 out of 5 stars
Chicken Fun
This is a commando style training manual for your chicken, on how to control humans, haha! We could definately see one of our birds may already have read this book and be plotting... Read more
Published 6 months ago by Blondone
5.0 out of 5 stars
Great Amusing Read
Great book Di. Really funny and thought provoking we could learn alot from a chicken. The worm turns Or should I say fowl. Thanks
Published 9 months ago by N. J. Parton
5.0 out of 5 stars
100 Ways for a Chicken to train its human
The title instantly attracted me to this brilliant book. I bought it as a gift for a friend who is the proud owner of 5 young bantam chicks. Read more
Published 10 months ago by Ruthie
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