"Ralph Fiennes as a broken-hearted LA ex-cop trafficking in people's stolen memories? Angela Bassett kicking ass as a lovelorn but ballsy chaffeuse? Sign me up, mama!"
"Liz Hurley as the devil, Brendan Fraser as an idiot, in a remake of a film that was rubbish the first time around. But it's worth it for Brendan's eyebrows and Liz's cleavage"
"Nigel Terry pretends he does have an Irish accent, Gabriel Byrne pretends he doesn't, while Nicol Williamson chews all the scenery into a moist pulp. Wagnerianly silly"